You're all wasting your time. None of this nonsense amounts to anything. None of it's going to make you rich, and even if it did, you'd just spend it all on mannequins and root beer. This country made a lunar landing. And now? So what? You idiots took that as permission to spend your lives selling golf courses to each other.

And take off that hat!

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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