Mass arrests of stuffed animals began today. I didn't believe it would happen. I was sure they'd first go after that guy at the end of the block who swallows DVDs from the library. From what I read, the teddy bears will be assigned new names and relocated to the orphanages in Las Vegas. The rest will be deported outright. The sudden loss of these brightly colored sympathy gifts underscores the importance of the Second Amendment.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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