Norwegian Wheat Grass Explosion.

Croquet Underarms.

Camping in between and underneath.

Alice would like to have a word with you.

“I'm not raising my child in this. I want him to walk in straight lines. I want him to perform cursive writing in front of others. I want him to trust right angles.”

Using the pointer, identify the ankles. You have thirty seconds.

The pipes we need are inside this bird. Start praying for their return.

If you face God, no one will see the bite marks.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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