He stood before us, a man at the height of his power.

With precision and other-worldly grace, he lifted the children one by one and, in a simple turning motion, eliminated their ability to perceive the color yellow. Yes, this may weaken them in the face of certain tropical birds, but overall this blindness will protect them from the subtle marxism of lemon trees.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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