The Tree People hate the Pencil Sharpener People.

The Garbage Bag People hate the Fancy People.

The Upside Down People hate the Mind Yer Own Bidness Collective.

The Men with Metal Arms People hate The Up All Nite Crowd.

The River People hate The Jukebox People.

The Elephant Slide People hate Just About Everybody.

All these hatreds, all this enmity, it all traces back to one ugly misunderstanding. Which centers on a Book on Tape World franchise made worthless by the global economy.

And a church picnic.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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