Public caging. It's happening. Not just prison. This an open air cage. In a public space. So that we may view you and your ways. A shaming for you and a lesson for us. A lesson on how you operate. How you go about things. We need to witness the derangement up close. You'll put your guard down after a few hours. You'll forget we're even watching. We'll get to see all your bigotry. All your sorcery. All your schemes.

And each night we hose you down. Wash out the smell. Disturb your bedding.

I pick the Prisoners. All my political enemies. We start with the Chamber of Commerce. Not the Chairman, not yet. First we get the mascot, Lucky the Cash Register. 17 days in the cage. Whammo!

And after that, select members of the Coast Guard.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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