Nightcap 12/22/12

A group of concerned local businessmen have united once more for their annual caroling sessions. These are important civic figures responsible for the town's pig drowning pits, leather polishing operations and precious stone warming tents. They set the agenda and make sure things are kept running smoothly all year. These stewards ensure anybody caught mumbling through the pledge of allegiance are on the other side of city lines come sundown.

Donning festive “Santa Hats,” they march through the streets, voices aloft in joyous unison, bringing a message of hope and renewal. Harmoniously they chant, again and again, without deviation: “You Have No Choice, You Have No Choice.”

For up to 8 hours each night of advent.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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