Say it. Say it while I'm looking at you. While we're together. While no one else can see.

“I renounce roast beef dinners. I will never knowingly eat another roast beef dinner again.”

You weren't sincere.

“I swear to you-I, -I will never again enjoy a roast beef dinner complete with rolls and cloth napkin. Not alone. Not in front of others.”

I told them you could be trusted.

“Wait, listen–“

We eat catfish filet and a slice of onion.

“As will I.”

No…no. Not after today.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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