The one rule we have in this house is: if you were born half animal, say part fish or part marmaduke, you must sign only your human name. On art works and contracts alike. Even if coined by Neptune himself, your animal name shall not be spoken while father is alive.

The other house rules are more recommendations having to do with oil temperatures used during the frying season.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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