Nightcap 12/10/12

Through ordinances and referendums and executive orders, the town council has outlawed and restricted and limited all activities heretofore known as “Nightlife” to a single game of Chinese checkers held in the rear parking lot of St Gertrude's Tears of the Redeemer Sacred Heart church, 7:30pm Saturdays.

Congratulatory handshakes are being offered by the Mayor at a little card table set up near the book return in the library all week, on a first come, first-served basis.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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