The challenge, then, is to make the following funny:
The reality is that we are involved in a class war every single second of our lives. That it is a war of the rich and the powerful against the poor and the weak and nothing more. Everything else is irrelevant to this struggle. All other concerns and worries and questions are secondary and most of these concerns are distractions created by the rich and the powerful and the corporations they control to blind you to this ultimate reality.
My first instinct is to have it spoken by a talking hot dog. An anthropomorphic hot dog with arms and legs and a face. Wearing shoes and gloves. Probably a puppet.
Then maybe he'd fall through a trap door.