The unquestioned hatreds of American culture. Let us revel in their sparkle.
We cannot stand those in our midst who insist that the log ride cannot go any faster nor should it. We cannot stand people that know how to operate calculators. We hate those who remind us we are not alone. We hate the tiny crown. We hate the feeling we get right after the memorial day parade ends. We hate getting stabbed with two knives when it could've been three. We hate dinner theatre. We hate the law of gravity and what it's done to our children. We hate that our inferiors aren't reading this.