Sometimes you have no choice but to make a mistake. Sometimes a trip to Meijer's is the best first date your tether will allow. Other times you have to swallow another Lego head to dislodge the first. So long as no one is looking, you can lick and replace each Funyun and still keep your diet.

Don't feel upset about this. You are human and only part of your genes come from mule.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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