Merciful Crocodile. Merciful God.
The spillway graffiti has taken an ugly turn. In big blue and gold lettering, stand reminders of common personal failures.
“You've let your ten-year-old self down.”
“Thank god mom isn't here to see this.”
“Compromise or humiliation?”
“None of them loved you.”
That last one has a thorny rose tangled through it. And just below it is a giant mouth with dice for teeth.
Due to Tea Party cut backs, the county can't afford any beige paint thick enough to completely cover it.