Low Rent Mickey Mouse costume. Not licensed. Standing out front of local oil change joint. Waving. Headpiece pointing down. Legs a bit too thin. Possibly wearing sweat pants from home. Holding heavily faded, almost blank, poster board sign. Reads: “Super Deals something something Wyoming!” Leaning against Right Turn Lane sign. Wants a cigarette but can't fit it under the mask. Been chewing on the interior vinyl flange for hours. Went to Tubby's for lunch. Ate two packs of Fried Mushrooms, a chocolate chip cookie and a Sprite. Has copy of Farmer's Daughter waiting at home. Thinking about taking a parachuting class. Eventually eaten by a shark.
Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
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