I wish to produce an illustrated guide to constructing, maintaining and defending hiding spots. I'll show how to build them on your own property, in public spaces, and on boats and inside heavy machinery. Questions addressed will include: How many blankets are too many? (Answer: You can never have too many blankets) and Will holding your breath prevent discovery/capture? (No, kicking blindly into the air works best).

An appendix will cover repeated jumping to disguise one's feet.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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