Poison Dart Frog and The Apathetic Mower.

They live in the corner house and they paint things gold. Doesn't matter what. They get their hands on it, they paint it gold. Spray paint and dipping method. That's how they do it. Poison Dart Frog is blind and The Apathetic Mower smells like cigarettes.

And they're happy. They've figured things out. They paint one hundred items gold each week – chair arms, bags of water, leathers, all of it – they paint it and they're good. Eat out and order in. Nobody's business. Fine times.

And when they set the stuff out to dry, out on cardboard in the yard – you want me to steal you anything? I'll do it. If I can carry it, it's yours. Means nothing. I'll break everybody.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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