Nightcap 09/14/12

He's in there reading newspapers again!

Got all the lights on and the curtains open. He stands up real tall and lays all the papers on the floor. Spreads em out all over. Then he reads every page. All out loud! Screaming like a dog.

Now this goes on all night. You can't believe it. You just can't believe it. Oh my god…

And he won't remember any of it. Never does. Not a word.

“What's all this business in the middle east?”

“How would I know?”

“You were screaming about it all night!”

“Me? No.”

“Oh yes you were. I almost took you to the hospital.”

“You're very confused.”

“Don't you quote your mother to me!”

 

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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