The joy of narrow gauge backyard railroading has been spoiled by biblical plague.

At least in this town. Scientists determined it was God's will that all the town's families' middle children should throw themselves from the trains at high speed. The slaughter proved unstoppable as the middle children just bit through the guard chain.

Endeavoring to stop or even slow God has proven futile. Experts recommend fasting and prayer fits for affected families.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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