Exciting election season upon us here in the land of the shores. For thirteen years, our district has been represented by an operational 1977 RCA portable “Sunlight” model record player with 45 disc adapter ring slowly spinning an Alamando Fortez “Never, Never, Never,” album. Term limits will send it back to Pastor Anlich's under stair storage closet.
No matter who has the seat come January, the true winners are the American people as this reshuffling will free up yards and yards of power cable that can be reused in the town's holiday display.
And help fight tornadoes.