Kneel in prayer:
Dearest Father Andy,
Now that you have returned to your Kingdom in the Stars, your power and wisdom released from earthly bondage, I have but one wish:
Please – bring me a pair of Vantex Socks. The only sock that keeps your leg veins warm in winter. Without their superior stitching, I will grow purple and become lost.
In anticipation of this gift I have strangled 14 water fowl and piled them near the leather chute.
I am willing to accept your judgement.