When I was a boy, there was a man who lived down the street. He used to take a rope and tie cats to dogs. Then he’d call the police on himself.

Horrible noises.

Now, some four hundred years later, I live with that crazy man inside a plastic capsule.

His name is Stan. The cat and dog thing was just a bad patch he was going through after the bowling pin factory closed.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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