Around these parts, the middle of June is known for an increase in pet drownings.

Pools are starting to open, it’s very easy to make it look accidental.

Intentional pet drownings. People are murdering their pets on purpose. Just like the tourism section on the city’s web site, I should’ve made that clear. Citizens’ resentment of their animals’ pampered existence grows with the temperature.

That’s why come winter people bankrupt themselves buying herds of guinea pigs and mole rats.


Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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