How is the health of your miniature plastic farm setup? Are all the animals still upright? Has any of the grass powder blown away? No signs of color sun fading? Did you, in a moment of panic, accidentally glue your entire miniature plastic farm setup to the underside of your desk? Are you sure miniature plastic farming is for you? Wouldn’t you rather be counting the finger holes in bowling balls? Or repeatedly counting all 50 states on wall maps to ensure they didn’t forget any? Or counting on your state-approved “Big Brother” to come get you out of this mess before you’re forced to amputate a leg?

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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