It took humanity but one hundred years to develop the conditions where a special battery-powered cart to ferry around the excess flesh of the morbidly obese had to be invented. In another hundred, I expect humans to force themselves to concoct portable, wearable bathtub pants, with each leg getting its own drain.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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