Today was the day the Governor had the national guardsmen load up all the county orphans onto their unused military buses and send them to the rodeo. Let the kids have a day of it, let them learn about horses.

And with the orphanages empty, State Troopers go through each room, leaving a little jar of hair under each child’s pillow. It makes up for the Governor’s outlawing of balloons last fall (his signature legislation).

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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