This fear of beverage-related appliances has ruled my life for far too long. No more. Today is a new day. Today is the day I call the industrial milkshake machine, plugged in, thrashing and running dry in my closet for over a decade: Friend.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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