Nightcap 05/06/12

Sara says: “I want a few words with this Mr. Santa Claus on where he gets his elves. I’d like to know how he keeps them from drying out. And does he cut off their tails or do they fall off on their own?”

“Either way, who gets that big box of tails?” Sara asks. “I better not wind up with them. I’ll sue!”

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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