REMEMBER: If you stare at a person’s head long enough you can see what’s inside it, making all the decisions.

Earlier today, I became aware that an acquaintance of mine has little more than an Oscillating Fan inside his skull. It is currently set to “Medium”.

After a few minutes consideration, I gave in and signed over complete power of attorney to him for me and my estate.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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