Nightcap 04/16/12

For the first time, I felt really important.

It lasted a full five minutess.

Then everything got real hot.

Turns out I had swallowed a salamander.

I go before the parole board next week.
I plan on making my case through song.

You have to wear the overalls, though, they’re mandatory.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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