Opening the mailbox, V was delighted to find it filled with vacations.

He selected the sweatiest vacation of the lot and swallowed it whole.

“WHENEVER I SNEEZE, I FEEL LIKE STARSHIPS AND SEE YOUR SMILE,” V announced. “I’D LOVE IT VERY MUCH IF YOU TOO COULD SHARE THE WONDER.”

The shingle-mining town of Bisquinne, Missouri flipped completely upside down.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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