V sleeps out on the driveway, under the car, all the way through December 23. His body heat keeps the car warm. Makes it easier to start and his breathing scares off rodents looking to eat tire rubber.

It’s not clear, though, why V chooses to lay face down when under the car. His skin is sensitive and the cement is unforgiving.

“Leave me alone,” explains V.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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