Morning Constitutional 09/23/11

Updates here at Human Dog will remain sparse through the end of the week due to all of the rodeo activity in town. A series of public falling outs, scandal, and uncontrolled ego have led to three concurrent, competing rodeos in town this fall. Loyalties are divided, relationships are stressed, eye contact is low, changing the subject is high.

Into the midst of this human drama is now thrown 48 crazed, ugly, rabid bulls. Each one with more power than a thousand suns. Each one eager to devour the beating heart of our finest Northern Cowboys. Sooner or later there’s going to be an “accident.” Sooner or later one of these things is going to get loose.

Thank god I still have a working jet pack.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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