I don’t understand how people can resist the temptation to eat coupons. Eat the paper coupons themselves. They often feature pictures of food and large, bold numbers. The inks are rich in minerals and chemicals that are strong enough to stay with you all day. The fine print snaps and tickles your mouth. And unlike eating the rest of the newspaper, coupons generally won’t fill your dreams with ghosts and prison scenes.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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