MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 09/15/11

Woke up to terrible news. Some miscreant has hacked into my multi-media cell phone and posted my private photo collection to the internet.

Now everyone (everyone who matters, anyway) has seen my 450+ photos of mannequin hands.

I’ll be under the bed the rest of the week.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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