MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 09/09/11

Worthless Jim died last night. Now, this morning, we’re feeding his body to the cats.

That meal should buy the rest of us at least another week. Hopefully that will be enough time to completely learn cat language and allow us to make peace with their leader.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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