MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 09/07/11

In an upsetting start to the school year here in St Clair Shores, it’s reported that four separate classes across two elementary schools are populated entirely by students named Eustace. The mayor has issued an emergency order requiring school staff to shave identification numbers into the children’s heads.

Local libertarian groups are vowing protests but nothing has been scheduled.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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