MANFRED THE GOLDEN CHILD

MANFRED THE GOLDEN CHILD! MANFRED THE GOLDEN CHILD!

His brand new Noodle washing shop has just opened! Today only, bring down your noodles (and General Mills brand cereal bits) and he’ll wash the first pound FREE!

And Manfred washes them with his bare hands. No machine ever touches your noodles!

Manfred was born with four arms so your noodles will be four times as clean in 1/4 the time as competing Noodle Wash outfits.

Despite his success, it’s still tough finding quadruple-sleeved shirts for his unique frame. So don’t be alarmed to see Manfred working shirtless!

He’s promised to get a full-torso shirt (or better, a sweater) before Christmas!

What a great day for the community!

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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