The Delmars are getting rid of all their canning jars. All of it. I was told over a fence last night that the Delmars are getting out the preserves business. They are sick of their apple slices tasting like vinegar. They’re switching over entirely to a Spanish Rice diet. They serve it up in ice cream cones and no one objects.
It’s all out there on the curb. Take it if you want it.
But don’t touch the mattress pile on the left. I saw Uncle William peeing on it yesterday.
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