SUB-PAR CONSTRUCTION

I have half-a-mind to write the BipCo Corporation about the Sub-Par Construction of their Happy Time Ice Cream Sandwiches. As I was enjoying one, it burst into flames on the second bite.

Others are inclined to blame the sandwiches side-mounted gas tank, but I suspect its the volatility of BipCo’s vanilla ice cream reacting to my oxygen tent’s environment.

Plus the cookie just sticks to everything. It’s all behind my ear…

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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