I have half-a-mind to write the BipCo Corporation about the Sub-Par Construction of their Happy Time Ice Cream Sandwiches. As I was enjoying one, it burst into flames on the second bite.

Others are inclined to blame the sandwiches side-mounted gas tank, but I suspect its the volatility of BipCo’s vanilla ice cream reacting to my oxygen tent’s environment.

Plus the cookie just sticks to everything. It’s all behind my ear…

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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