MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 08/24/11

THINGS THAT CAN NO LONGER BE SETTLED WITH A NICE, FIRM HANDSHAKE:

  • Giraffe Theft
  • Star Trek Poster Defacement
  • Including 2 Canadian Pennies in the middle of a roll intended for deposit
  • Unlevel sidewalk blocks
  • Painting anything besides an American flag on your garage door
  • Being Born Cross-Eyed
  • Genocide

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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