A tiny little fly with a full size human head got in here. Holes in the screen that never got repaired. The screen shoppe just totally took advantage of me. They said, “Here comes a sucker. He’s never had a class on screens. We won’t fix shit. We’ll punch more holes in it, then ask for his credit card.”
And of course I gave it to them. I can’t believe it!
Turn on the fan!
And now there’s this fly with a human head. It kinda looks like David Letterman before he got ugly. It’s crawling all over the tomato salad and the new counter.
Someone help me put my leg on, I’ve got to lay down.