Couple tornadoes hit the dance floor last night.
I’ve been wanting to get that out, publicly, for the last three years.
Now that I have…
…It’s like the wrong end of a sugar high. I don’t even want to get the T-Shirts printed up.
Think I’m gonna spend the day down at the drug store trying out band aids. See if they can help me figure out those butterfly-knuckle deals.
I’m leaving my phone in the drawer, so don’t bother.