Couple tornadoes hit the dance floor last night. I've been wanting to get that out, publicly, for the last three years. Now that I have... ...It's like the wrong end of a sugar high. I don't even want to get the T-Shirts printed up. Think I'm gonna spend the day down at the drug store trying out band aids. See if they can help me figure out those butterfly-knuckle deals. I'm leaving my phone in the drawer, so don't bother.

Couple tornadoes hit the dance floor last night.

I’ve been wanting to get that out, publicly, for the last three years.

Now that I have…

…It’s like the wrong end of a sugar high. I don’t even want to get the T-Shirts printed up.

Think I’m gonna spend the day down at the drug store trying out band aids. See if they can help me figure out those butterfly-knuckle deals.

I’m leaving my phone in the drawer, so don’t bother.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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  • I know exactly what you mean.

    And I wouldn’t use butterfly bandages on your knuckles, unless you have no intention of utilizing said knuckle for some time.