The church wouldn’t let me name my new celebrity baby “Gas Station Brand Cigarettes.”
They insisted I limit myself to what may be found in the Bible.
So, everyone, I’d like to introduce my new baby daughter “ALL DIVINE DIALOGUE PRINTED IN RED TEXT.”
ANTI-INNOVATION
About Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
