ANTI-INNOVATION

The church wouldn’t let me name my new celebrity baby “Gas Station Brand Cigarettes.”

They insisted I limit myself to what may be found in the Bible.

So, everyone, I’d like to introduce my new baby daughter “ALL DIVINE DIALOGUE PRINTED IN RED TEXT.”

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About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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