Lot of people underestimate our old friend, Mr. Scotch Tape. Not me. I just go about my business, sitting here, sticking slice after slice of Original Foggy Skinned Scotch tape onto my exposed leg neck skin until an attorney tells me I can stop.

Lot of people underestimate our old friend, Mr. Scotch Tape.

Not me. I just go about my business, sitting here, sticking slice after slice of Original Foggy Skinned Scotch tape onto my exposed leg neck skin until an attorney tells me I can stop.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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  • You forgot to mention the usefulness of Scotch tape. It’s a great pimple remover.

    That reminds me, did you know that “pimple,” in German, is “Pickel”? It makes sense… I mean, after all, allowing pimples to soak for hours in vats of salted pickling juice is the best way to ensure they never encroach on personal territory again.