Mr. SCOTCH TAPE

Lot of people underestimate our old friend, Mr. Scotch Tape.

Not me. I just go about my business, sitting here, sticking slice after slice of Original Foggy Skinned Scotch tape onto my exposed leg neck skin until an attorney tells me I can stop.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

One Response to “Mr. SCOTCH TAPE”

  1. Maddie Seidel 07/22/11 at 5:43 pm #

    You forgot to mention the usefulness of Scotch tape. It’s a great pimple remover.

    That reminds me, did you know that “pimple,” in German, is “Pickel”? It makes sense… I mean, after all, allowing pimples to soak for hours in vats of salted pickling juice is the best way to ensure they never encroach on personal territory again.

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