ME: When was it you finally settled on the Napoleonic Wars as the subject as your next series of books?
COAT HANGER: [says nothing, sways back and forth along with a gentle breeze from a nearby box fan]
ME: Yes, put that way it seems inevitable.
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ME: DAMN YOU, COAT HANGER! AND YOUR INSOLENCE! THOSE PEOPLE HAD FAMILIES! COAT HANGER: [remains an inanimate piece of bent wire]ME: When was it you finally settled on the Napoleonic Wars as the subject as your next series of books?
COAT HANGER: [says nothing, sways back and forth along with a gentle breeze from a nearby box fan]
ME: Yes, put that way it seems inevitable.
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ME: DAMN YOU, COAT HANGER! AND YOUR INSOLENCE! THOSE PEOPLE HAD FAMILIES!
COAT HANGER: [remains an inanimate piece of bent wire]
That’s better.