The last couple of pork rinds at the bottom of the bag will taste like fireworks.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

One Response to “SPOILER ALERT”

  1. Maddie Seidel 07/14/11 at 1:15 pm #

    DAMN IT! And I was SO looking forward to finding out the hard way. Oh well, I guess this means I’ll just have to surprise my brother with the pork rinds… I hope that they don’t blow his head off. Last time that happened, it took forever to get the pork rinds out of the ceiling.

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