MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 07/12/11

God Asks Us What we fill our days with.

We answer:

Quiet. Calm. Reflection. The Eating of Pork Skins while Driving.

Filling Out Magazine Subscription Cards with No Intention of Ever Mailing Them.

Practicing Our Shoelace Tying.

God Responds:

No Teepee building?

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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