NIGHTCAP 07/11/11 Membership offers many benefits including:

  • Complimentary Knife Appraisal
  • Recipe Card Organization and Decoration
  • Year Round Car Wash privileges
  • Custom Prayer Bracelets
  • Exclusive Access to Bi-Annual Strategy Session Conference Call with Pork-Hugging Industry Thought Leaders

Membership Restrictions include but are not limited to:

  • No Hugs


About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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