I’d like to construct an enormous, Netherlands-style Windmill on my front lawn to help in my amateur cheese production.

I’m not sure about permitting or wind patterns or if I even like to eat cheese.

But I am looking for a gigantic eyesore and liability machine to compliment the smoldering clam bake pit I turned the driveway into last January.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.


  1. Maddie Seidel 07/07/11 at 3:06 pm #

    If you’re looking for an eyesore, why don’t you just build a giant pink hen house in the middle of the street. People will be forced to drive around it, of course, but it would be worth it for all the fresh eggs!

    Plus, with all the roosters, no one will have to spend valuable money on alarm clocks! Finally! We will be free from the tyranny of alarm clock manufacturers!

    Just make sure you don’t get too much paint on the chickens…

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